You can call me Yuri, just to make this simpler. Not my fault-I grew up in a lawless, semi-failed state, so crime comes naturally to me. I’m young, male, computer savvy, and completely amoral. You’ll never meet me, never see a picture of me, but I will haunt you for years. You have to work hard to keep from throwing up.Īllow me to introduce myself: I’m your worst criminal nightmare. You tell them they must have the wrong person, but they read back your full name, date of birth, and social security number, which all check out. You live within your means, share a small apartment your girlfriend (you’re planning on getting married soon), and your FICO score’s excellent. You have one credit card with a balance of about $700, and you make regular payments. They’ll say you might want to check with the IRS and your banks too, because something’s not quite right with your tax return, credit score, and savings account. Actually, three credit card companies and a dermatologist’s office as well. They’ll say you owe a credit card company $15,000. You’ll be going about your daily life, riding the bus to work in the morning, sipping your Starbucks and reading the news on your phone-when out of nowhere, a collection agency will call.
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